Gecko Life

danceforcookies:

stumpology:

tries to spell word

cannot spell word

uses different word

Spells a word

Tries to spell it again

Cannot spell word

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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brianblessed:

If this was the 1600’s i’d have been married for 5 years by now

plus i’d have 8 children and i’d die next week

simpler times

hetaliagirl104:

swagito-komaeda:

i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com

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hetaliagirl104:

swagito-komaeda:

i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com

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a-tardis-full-of-fandoms:

stardust-and-petrichor:

I guess you could say the Doctor’s gravestone is…

Dead Sexy.

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caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore 

hutcher-heart-on:

payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

clearly they’ve never BEEN on tumblr.

I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog

thewordsmithy:

bookworm276:

saltniron:

thegoblinkingsgirl:

erinchu:

astormonthehorizon:

No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.

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Thank you, you’re a lovely person!

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

blukudeiro:

still the best thing ever

blukudeiro:

still the best thing ever

onceuponabopper:

totheclotpole:

#TENNANT OUT

His face in the last one.

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

tyleroakley:

This past week in a nutshell.

tyleroakley:

This past week in a nutshell.

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much